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How lame is this… My sister called and left me a voice mail at work… “Hi Melissa, I just called to wish you a happy anniversary.” I looked at my calendar and thought “Happy anniversary? Huh? OMG, it’s the 2nd of August! We got married on the 2nd of August!” I called Pat and said, … Read more

You know you live in Alaska… When you see a woman walking and it takes several seconds to come to the conclusion that she is wearing white nylons. And only then because she has a run on the knee.

Apparently, because I am a girl, MSN doesn’t let me look at the “Men’s Sexual Health” section. I don’t really know that that is why, but when I clicked on an article I was interested it, the ads and things were still there, but there was an article sized hole in the middle of the … Read more