Patrick & Melissa

because why the hell not
It isn’t being used for anything else at this point

About


Most likely you already know all about us. You are probably only here because it’s the only way you know how to get to the other sites like the photos, the blogs, or the comic.
 

By day Patrick works as a public Benefits Specialist, helping people survive in this shithole country. By night he builds furniture, plays with the websites, makes guitars, though he isn’t very good at it yet. Practices guitar, not so good at that either. Watches the telly, plays Diablo III far too much, and surfs the internet.


Melissa is in the Accounting field. This is a second go round as she originally had an English degree, but since she couldn’t spell, and it’s hard to use your degree when nobody in The US speaks English except for the people who have learned it as a second language, she went back and took the Maths. She too practices guitar, at least once a year. Plays on the web, enjoys Video games, and has a whole room dedicated to multiple hobbies and crafts that she hasn’t had time for because of the maths.


Dumas was unemployed for quite some time. He never could find a job. When asked he would just grumble and start tearing through the house like an idiot. This was never a good sign for potential employers. Mostly he slept all day, occasionally played with his toys, ate and shit. He shit a lot. He really was quite foul. He is missed very, very much


Butch was Patrick’s four legged white shadow, Melissa’s night time leg warmer, and Dumas’ plaything. I suspect most of the photos and pages will be of her and Dumas. She is missed greatly.


Opal is confused. We are not entirely certain that she is aware that she is a cat. She is extremely well behaved, talkative, and so adorable that Elmo looks at her as just goes, DAMN. 

So, you’ve read this far. That is a bit surprising. I guess the only other thing to mention is that our out of town house guests always seem to fly out with unusual items that do not fit in their luggage. For example, a 24″ diameter mixing bowl, or a whiskey barrel. What will you take home?
Who are we kidding. You can’t visit us due to the stupidity of everyone else in this shite factory we call the USA needing to have their fucking hair cut and drink their latte’s in their yoga pants out in public. Why they put their Latte’s in yoga pants is beyond me, but if they’d at least wear a fucking mask…